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Trick Or Treating? More Like Drink and Drunking!


So I’ve waited way to long to post about my Halloween weekend! It was interesting, filled with vampires, ghouls,  Zorro, corpses, a Sweeney Todd, blood guts and skanky “sluts”(no offence but that was definitely the look they were going for, not that I nor others were complaining haha). I myself was a sophisticated looking vampire, with fangs and all, I may have been sophisticated looking, but i was being far from sophisticated and closer to being inappropriate in my drunken ways then anything else haha.

Jae, Me, Bec, Birthday nurse, Dracula

Starting off with work from 5 till 10, I was eager to go begin! With my Horde of buddies; Adam(Zorro), Jae(vampire bitten French housemaid), and golly/Andy Bennet(Pauly D) we landed at a birthday house party where a many people ended their night in a drunken pool of stumbling confusion. (ADAM WITNESSED A GUY SPEWING OVER THE BALCONY, which was hilarious.)

Some random pictures of peeps!

Stewart in drag for halloweenjae and andyMoniquee and nikiJayde and JadeDanielle!!Nick

 

Leaving with “happy birthday’s” and the anticipation of going out and “Trick or Treating”, we had a speedy drive to Lloyds Hotel which hosted a massively awesome Halloween event, and apart from the “boring lazy” people who didn’t take the time to dress up, it reminded me of a the Rob Zombie music video “Dragula”, yet perhaps not so satanic and including hot nurses, maids, she-devils, and bride corpses, with the live band even participating in their ghoulish ways. Its intriguing how I enjoyed Lloyds that night in compared to the regular Lloyds that on most occasions I loathe, But its quite self explanatory why I enjoyed it, atmosphere, eye candy, drinking, lots of familiar faces, and more drinking yet if only they hosted way more parties such as this in compared to what they’ve done in the past; just a suggestion…

We then moved onto Irish Murphies! Where me and Adam were approached by a middle aged woman, who I was previously flashing my fangs at, and licking my lips, for a laugh of course, but when she approached us, she asked whether I “liked turning girls on at the bar” with a drunken slur that would be obvious to the deaf or dead, with a tone of complete seriousness and leaning forward continuing to tell me that I was “cute” or “hot” which in our inebriated state made Adam and I laugh to pieces as we had coat hangers(AKA the hangover, well the perfect ingredient for one anyway).

After the Lovely Irish Murphies, you would have found me, Adam, Golly, and Jae with inebriation at an all time high at New York, enjoying the company of its musky smell of beer, sweat, and the sweet smell of grinding, not that sweet, but stand one way and you get grinded on by some lovely girl (with an obviously fantastic personality), look the other way and your looking at that girls boyfriend who just so happens to see, with the awkward moment that follows your realisation… I have to apologise my memory is quite hazy by this time, all I remember is cigarettes, a drink that I apparently made up and it tasting like a pure alcoholic mix of liquors and ice, so just imagine, its like drinking urine…. Not that I’ve drank urine, but this drink was fantastically disgusting. I remember leaving, getting to the taxi rank, and trying to be all noble and enforcing justice on the “pusher inerererers” yes my drunken self has amazing morals. But unfortunately these two, mmmm how could I describe them, oh yes filth! These two pieces of filth decided aggression was how this predicament was going to be sorted out, when they exchanged some inaudible filth language, I replied with a cheeky “what? what? pardon? I can’t understand you?” and that may not have helped the situation, but a taxi came by, and bye bye filth as they hopped in, to go back to their filth home in filth land, wherever the filth that may be…. Filth… Smile

 

Then back to mine and Adam’s home where we all went to sleep after the sun began to rise at 6 in the morning…. It was a fun night! Even if it includes memory loss!

Now I was going to talk about a certain subject for this blog, but Its going to be on the next one…. Probably tomorrow night!

Yours The Vampire, drunk and Justice Enforcer of Filth

Alexander Vince

Up Yourself?


Alright everyone has met the despicable head up arse person or people, that are so in love with themselves it literally makes vomiting a decision without choice. But i must admit, you have to love yourself a little, otherwise how do you expect people to be interested in a person that doesn’t take pride in themselves right?

Although I don’t think many can top some of the all so self righteous models, or supermodels, yes on the inside they may be insecure mortal beings stressing over every flaw and fibre, but on the outside they do look bloody gorgeous right? But with looks does snobbery come as an extra?Pretty damn terrible extra i say, they should get Bluetooth, power steering, or leather seats instead.

But obviously I didn’t get the memo when i happen to meet this 6”2 supermodel, she should of had a sign like at the theme park rides, “you have to be at least this far up my arse to talk to me”, well I admit I sweet talk from time to time, but hell no am I going to be a dancing monkey for some pretty face, especially when I’m on my holiday in Bali. So I was soon bored of talking to this “pretty face” that  was “So serious” and lacking in any imagination to have fun as well as posing, and pouting by herself at every palm tree, bar, every square metre of beach, sun chairs, pools, and of course any length of walkway that resembled a catwalk, but I truly felt sorry for her sibling sister, who was the “designated” photographer and was actually good to talk to.  In both Gilly’s and my own opinion she was far better looking and more fun then her “supermodel” sister, and most models I’ve met are great and nice people but I have to say snobbery is definitely not a turn on, I feel sorry for her future boyfriend.

SEE ITS NOT ALL ABOUT LOOKS!

Well while I’ve been in Bali, I’ve also invested in some lovely Bingtang beer, clothes, as well as dvd’s that are surprisingly good quality, one of my favourites though that caught my eye has to be “death to the supermodels” something that made me giggle, but unfortunately the serious supermodel didn’t react the same way… Which is too bad. Laughing out loud

Yours the not serious at all

Alexander Vince

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