Lust, Inevitably Leads To Loneliness Or Something Like That.

My Life Stories, From the highest to the lowest, and the grey area crap inbetween that forms my life so far…

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Up Yourself?


Alright everyone has met the despicable head up arse person or people, that are so in love with themselves it literally makes vomiting a decision without choice. But i must admit, you have to love yourself a little, otherwise how do you expect people to be interested in a person that doesn’t take pride in themselves right?

Although I don’t think many can top some of the all so self righteous models, or supermodels, yes on the inside they may be insecure mortal beings stressing over every flaw and fibre, but on the outside they do look bloody gorgeous right? But with looks does snobbery come as an extra?Pretty damn terrible extra i say, they should get Bluetooth, power steering, or leather seats instead.

But obviously I didn’t get the memo when i happen to meet this 6”2 supermodel, she should of had a sign like at the theme park rides, “you have to be at least this far up my arse to talk to me”, well I admit I sweet talk from time to time, but hell no am I going to be a dancing monkey for some pretty face, especially when I’m on my holiday in Bali. So I was soon bored of talking to this “pretty face” that  was “So serious” and lacking in any imagination to have fun as well as posing, and pouting by herself at every palm tree, bar, every square metre of beach, sun chairs, pools, and of course any length of walkway that resembled a catwalk, but I truly felt sorry for her sibling sister, who was the “designated” photographer and was actually good to talk to.  In both Gilly’s and my own opinion she was far better looking and more fun then her “supermodel” sister, and most models I’ve met are great and nice people but I have to say snobbery is definitely not a turn on, I feel sorry for her future boyfriend.

SEE ITS NOT ALL ABOUT LOOKS!

Well while I’ve been in Bali, I’ve also invested in some lovely Bingtang beer, clothes, as well as dvd’s that are surprisingly good quality, one of my favourites though that caught my eye has to be “death to the supermodels” something that made me giggle, but unfortunately the serious supermodel didn’t react the same way… Which is too bad. Laughing out loud

Yours the not serious at all

Alexander Vince

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